(Radio:)   You're tuned into Lilliput 97.3   The radio station for the tiny people   Like you and me   All the party people under three inches tall   Raise your hands   Uh, Uh, Yeah, Yeah      (Sung:)   My name is Gulliver   I've been lying here all day   Kept like a zeppelin   Tethered to the ground   So I won't fly away   Two thousand people   So much smaller than me   I'd dash them to pieces   If I could get my arms free   The thought has crossed my mind   I might never get out of here   I'm not giving up this time   I've gotta keep my head clear      I keep telling myself   I keep telling myself   I keep telling myself   Come on, be strong      I keep telling myself   I keep telling myself   I keep telling myself   Come on, be strong      (Radio:)   You feel the love coming at you?   We got the Big Man tied down   But that don't mean you gotta frown   Let that die where it is   Keep it put, Lilliput   I'm throwing out the little tiny vibes   For your little tiny minds   Put your itty-bitty hands in the air for me now.      (Sung:)   I'm just a traveler   They don't play host very well   I think I'm starting to   Sympathize with Gargamel   Chasing all the Smurfs   Three apples high   Gonna catch their blue butts   Make a blue Smurf pie   And if I close my eyes   Will they all disappear      I keep telling myself   I keep telling myself   I keep telling myself   Come on, be strong      I keep telling myself   I keep telling myself   I keep telling myself   Come on, be strong      I keep on telling myself   I keep on telling myself   I keep telling myself   I keep on telling myself   I keep telling myself   Come on, be strong   Come on, be strong   Come on, be strong!      (Radio:)   Hello again, my Lilliputian friends   I bring thee bad tidings   I don't mean to preach   But there's trouble at the beach   A security breach   And the Big Man is out of reach   What lesson does this teach?   Hey man I don't gotta rhyme all the time!   I'm just a newscaster   Telling you about disaster   You're listening to 97.3   Peace out, Lilliput.