Father says it, mother says it   Sister says it, brother says it   Uncle says it, Auntie says it   Everyone at the party says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The horse says it, the pig says it   The judge in his wig says it   The fox and the rabbit   And the nun in her habit says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      My mate Bill Gates says it   The President of the United States says it   The slacker and the worker   The girl in her burqa says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The general with his tank says it   The man at the bank says it   The soldier with his rocket   And the mouse in my pocket says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The drug-addled wreck   With a needle in his neck says it   The drunk says it, punk says it   The brave Buddhist monk says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      Hit me up, baby, and knock me down   Drop what you're doing and come around   We can hold hands till the sun goes down   Cause I know   That you   And I   Can be   Together   Cause I love you.      The blind referee says it   The unlucky amputee says it   The giant killer bee   Landing on my knee says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The cop with his breathalyser   The paddy with his fertiliser   The man in the basement   That's getting a taste for it says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The fucked-up Rastafarian says it   The dribbling libertarian says it   The sweet little Goth   With the ears of cloth says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe' I'm on fire      The cross-over country singer says it   The hump-backed bell ringer says it   The swinger, the flinger   The outraged right-winger says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The man going hiking says it   The misunderstood Viking says it   The man at the rodeo   And the lonely old Eskimo says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      Hit me up, baby, and knock me down   Drop what you're doing and come around   We can hold hands till the sun goes down   Cause I know   That you   And I   Can be   Together   Cause I love you.      The mild little Christian says it   The wild Sonny Liston says it   The pimp and the gimp   And the guy with the limp says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The blind piano tuner says it   The Las Vegas crooner says it   The hooligan mooner   Holding a schooner says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The Chinese contortionist says it   The backyard abortionist says it   The poor Pakistani   With his lamb Bhirriani says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The hopeless defendant says it   The toilet attendant says it   The pornographer, the stenographer   The fashion photographer says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The college professor says it   The vicious cross-dresser says it   Grandma and Grandpa   In the back of the car says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      Hit me up, baby, and knock me down   Drop what you're doing and come around   We can hold hands till the sun goes down   Cause I know   That you   And I   Can be   Together   Cause I love you.      The hack at the doorstep says it   The midwife with her forceps says it   The demented young lady   Who is roasting her baby   On the fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The athlete with his hernia says it   Picasso with his Guernica says it   My wife with her furniture   Everybody!   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The laughing hyena says it   The homesick polish cleaner says it   The man from the Klan   With a torch in his hand says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The Chinese herbologist says it   The Christian apologist says it   The dog and the frog   Sitting on a log says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The foxhunting toff says it   The horrible moth says it   The doomed homosexual   With the persistent cough says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      Hit me up, baby, and knock me down   Drop what you're doing and come around   We can hold hands till the sun goes down   Cause I know   That you   And I   Can be   Together   Cause I love you.      The Papist with his soul says it   The rapist on a roll says it   Jack says it, Jill says it   As they roll down the hill   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The clever circus flea says it   The sailor on the sea says it   The man from the Daily Mail   With his dead refugee says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The hymen-busting Zulu says it   The proud kangaroo says it   The koala, the echidna   And the platypus too says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The disgraced country vicar says it   The crazed guitar picker says it   The beatnik, the peacenik   The apparachick says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The deranged midnight stalker says it   Garcia Lorca says it   The hit man, Walt Whitman   And the haliototic talker says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      Hit me up, baby, and knock me down   Drop what you're doing and come around   We can hold hands till the sun goes down   Cause I know   That you   And I   Can be   Together   Cause I love you.      The wine taster with his nose says it   The fireman with his hose says it   The pedestrian, the equestrian   The tap-dancer with his toes says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The beast in the beauty pageant   The pimply real estate agent   The beach-comber, the roamer   The girl in a coma says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The old rock'n'roller   With his two-seater stroller   And the fan in the van   With the abominable plan says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The menstruating Jewess says it   The nervous stewardess says it   The hijacker, the backpacker   The cunning safecracker says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The sports commentator says it   The old alligator says it   The tennis pro with his racquet   The loon in the straight jacket   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      Hit me up, baby, and knock me down   Drop what you're doing and come around   We can hold hands till the sun goes down   Cause I know   That you   And I   Can be   Together   Cause I love you.      The butcher with his cleaver says it   The mad basket weaver says it   The jaded boxing writer   And the glass-jawed fighter says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The old town cryer says it   The inveterate liar says it   The pilchard, the bream   And the trout in the stream   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The war correspondent says it   The enthused and the despondent says it   The electrician, the mortician   And the man going fishin' says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The cattleman from Down Under says it   The patriot with his plunder says it   Watching a boat of full of refugees   Sinking into the sea   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The silicone junky says it   The corporate flunky says it   The Italian designer   With his rickshaw in China says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      Hit me up, baby, and knock me down   Drop what you're doing and come around   We can hold hands till the sun goes down   Cause I know   That you   And I   Can be   Together   Cause I love you.      The trucker with his juggernaut says it   The lost astronaut says it   The share cropper, the bent copper   The compulsive shopper says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      The Viennese vampire says it   The cowboy round his campfire says it   The game show panellist   The Jungian analyst says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      Warren says it, Blixa says it   The lighting guy and mixer says it   Mick says it, Marty says it   Everyone at the party says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on Fire      The hairy arachnophobic says it   The scary agoraphobic says it   The mother, the brother   And the decomposing lover says   Babe, I'm on fire   Babe, I'm on fire      Hit me up, baby, and knock me down   Drop what you're doing and come around   We can hold hands till the sun goes down   Cause I know   That you   And I   Can be   Together   Cause I love you.