(i tried my best to figure out what he's saying)      this is a tune for maryanne   died at birth in her grandfathers hands   if she were here now she would then understand   the notes we are playing,   the words we are saying   to her it would be just   la-da-da-la-da-dum (goes on to sing something like that)   there isn't a crossword that i can sing   because i've been blessed with a part in the play   but even if i don't make the curtain call   i was in the cast, and i signed the wall   i'll be the witch this time and then   next time it'll be you   you must believe that   after all maryanne   i would grow old and tall in this life,   but next time you'll be richer, you'll be taller   la-da-da-la-da-dum