If you wrote a book with a page for each memory   And put it in hardback for people to buy   The critics would laugh, yeah, they'd call   it ridiculous   And sit around waiting for Porky to fly      The truth is stranger than fiction   And I must believe what I see   But the truth is stranger than fiction to me      If they made a film of the book of the memory   With Bobby De Niro and Demi De Moore   You'd sit in your seat with your popcorn   and chocolate   And wonder aloud at the point of it all      The truth is stranger than fiction   And I must believe what I see   But the truth is stranger than fiction to me      If it can happen it will happen it has   happened already   If you don't understand, no reason and   no rhyme   Don't ask why      If someone had told you you'd be where   you are today   You'd of thought they were crazy and laughed   in their face   And I never thought I would long for the   memory   I never thought I would get to this place      But   The truth is stranger than fiction   And I must believe what I see   But the truth is stranger than fiction to me   The truth is stranger than fiction to me