If I ate a lemon, would I eat it like an orange?   It's two different foods with a common crust.   I think I would.   But when would I ever eat a lemon?   If something's not sweet, why let it in your mouth?   Well there's doses of those non-sweet things in drinks   And that's fine I guess I always ask for a lemon in my water or coke   A little here and there never hurt, I mean hardly hurt   My mouth already feels that sour salivating from thinking of lemons      If I ate a grapefruit, I'd dip it in sugar first   Something so sour shouldn't be eaten alone   If I ate a grapefruit, I think one bite would be too much   Something so sour shouldn't be eaten at all      Well if I have a choice   I mean, I know I have a choice   I think I'll eat a mango instead