It may sound stupid when I say it out loud   Like I'm just jealous of his silver cloud   He looks real good he drinks diet Coke   He gets his NME's sent by air not boat      I wish I was him   He gets the women at his feet   With all his cool friends   He gets his records for free   I wish I was him   He has no enemies   I wish I was him      He's got six different flannel shirts   Airwalks not thongs   He even understands the words to Pavement songs   He's got his new guitar toys   He loves Smudge and the Beastie Boys      I wish I was him   He gets the girls at his feet   With all his cool friends   He gets his records for free   I wish I was him   He has no enemies   I wish I was him      I feel much better now I've let it all out   He's got big biceps and a masculine shout   I don't want to sound like I'm trying to be mean   But he plays guitar much faster than me      I wish I was him   He gets the girls at his feet   With all his cool friends   He gets his records for free   I wish I was him   He has no enemies   I wish I was him      I wish I was him   He gets the girls at his feet   I wish I was him   He has no enemies   With all his cool friends   He gets his records for free   I wish I was him   I wish I was him