The things I do so easily.      This is just one of the things I'll do   I'll parallel park your car for you   I'll do the Brooklyn bump into a tiny space   And then I'll cut your hair and then I'll clean your place   Cause I'm well equipped and I'm well rehearsed   And I'll bring those files in my pleather purse   I'll save your seat, I'll pour your whiskey neat,   I'll make you eat your greens and do everything in between   Call me anytime, I'll manage your damage   I'll balance your budget then make you a sandwich   Take you where you're going, put it on your tab   I'll take the fuckin back way like a Livery cab   I'll walk to your house through a thunder storm   To pick up this track just to write this song   I'll do your chart, and your math, and your laundry too   And those are just some of the things I'll do.      Sprout.   I'll ride my bike all over this city   Give myself a pedicure so my toes could look pretty too   You want to do what I could do for you?   I'll mix your drink, wax your legs, just to name a few   I'll organize your underpants man, I'll color code it   Make you a vegan pie, and then I'll a la mode it   You can take a seat at the head of the class   and watch sprout teach your kids how to shake their ass   up in the natural foods I'm pimpin how to be healthy   if you drink this shit you'll be just like me   I'll write a book on how to do that   In case you want to do that   Just follow these simple steps and be   Like me you could be free with nowhere to be   From 9-5 it's not hard all you need is a credit card   Or 12 or 22   These are just some of the things I'll do.      Cause there's a million ways that you can make a buck   And there's a million ways that you could change your luck   There gotta be a million ways that you could make a buck   The things I do so easily.      If I was an heiress, like Nicky or Paris   I'd lounge in bikinis and drown in martinis   I'd chill with such skill I'd be dressed to the nines   Sip the finest of wines, eat the leanest linguinis   But that's not the kind of life I lead   My everyday's moving at a different speed   I supper with sprout   I chill with Correne   I sell off my hair like my name was Fontine.   I'll charm your parents with my je ne sais quois   I'll make your margarita sweeter at the rodeo bar   Plan you a trip, get you there in a jitney   Write you a song, get you sounding like Britney   Hesta, can you find me a man and   Hesta, write a plan for my band   I got an idea or maybe a few   And those are just some of the things I'll do.      Cause there's a million ways that you can make a buck   And there's a million ways that you could change your luck   There gotta be a million ways that you could make a buck   The things I do so easily.