Once a year on a spooky night   It's Hallowe'en, and what a fright!   Young boys and ghouls, in ghoulish disguise   They cover their skin, conceal their eyes      A grave mistake to be out   When the ghosts are about   It's Hallowe'en... our time to be afraid      In the rest of the world, they don't observe   This bash which has become our biggest concern      Latvia, Laos, Chad, Peru   We need their help, or else we're through   They don't know the fear we endure once a year   All Hallow's Eve, we are afraid!      Do they know it's Hallowe'en tonight?      (Interlude)      It's October 31st, could it get any worse?   Children on streets, begging for treats   Drowning in a bucket of apples bobbing   Parents are hiding, our babies are sobbing      The undead have returned   They're freaking us out   Dragging us down, so we shout:   "Help us! Help us! Save our souls!"   We're dying of fear, and they don't even know it      They think we've got it all   What we need is a team   To help us forget, forget Hallowe'en      "Fools! You think you can stop Hallowe'en?"   "The world can't hear your useless plea!"   "It's too late! Our orange and black plague will soon consume them all!"   "Then everyone will understand the true meaning of Hallowe'en..."   "Pure terror!"      We're all fed up, we've had enough.   Enough, enough, enough, enough!      Trick!   Caramel apples will make you sick   Treat!   And all those sweets will rot your teeth      Ouija board, ouija board (spell this!)   We don't want you here no more      The writing's on the tombstone   Beneath the willow tree   No more razorblades in our kids' candy      Dead dogs and broomsticks   Pumpkins and flames   We're ending this night, ending the shame!      Do they know it's Hallowe'en tonight?