I yelled bastard at a car!   At a movie!   At a teacher!      I yelled bastard at a friend!   At a cop!   At a Preacher!      I yelled bastard at a tree!   [music stops]   At a tree?   At a tree!   I yelled bastard at a tree!   You leafy bastard!      I yelled bastard at a dog!   At a pirate!   At a Mall!      I yelled Bastard at a TV!   At a sailor!   At a wall!      I yelled Bastard at a tree!   At a tree!   You leafy bastard!      I yelled Bastard at a tree!   At a tree!   You leafy bastard!         You leafy bastard!