Here he comes he's a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)   Flapping his gums what a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)   We all know one, he's a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)   You'll always have fun with a right proper Charlie      (incomprehensible lyrics)      So you're here, sitting on your own   with no money, waiting by the telephone   And you're hoping she ain't locked you out of your 'ome   You'll be walking to your brothers, waking up on your own (right proper Charlie)      Here he comes he's a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)   Flapping his gums what a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)   We all know one, he's a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)   You'll always have fun with a right proper Charlie      Right proper Charlie, yeah, I think you know the sort   When the weather man says it's six below, he'll be wearing cycling shorts   And the businessman it all goes to plan for   Until he rings his lunchtime   After a sip of the dreaded grape, It's proper Charlie time      And the other ones who are proper Charlie   I swear are the ones who dance down at Carniroad      Here he comes he's a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)   Flapping his gums what a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)   We all know one, he's a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)   You'll always have fun with a right proper Charlie      He's a right proper Charlie (hah)   She's a right proper Charlie (hah)   They're my right proper Charlie    Get girls for me, be to roll on me (hah)      Who's a right proper Charlie? (hah)   They're my right proper Charlie (hah)   They're my right proper Charlie   Get girls for me (hah)      (more incomprehensible lyrics)      Right proper Charlie!   Right proper Charlie!   Right proper Charlie!      Now you never mean to be the right proper Charlie   Now you gotta mean it, don't put it past me   Yes I do mind, yes I've seen one   You would be one, your time has all come   I'll be waiting, I'll be watching   My sights are spating, it's not stoping   Please shut your mouth, 'cause you're driving me bobey   It's not, be obliged, be a right proper Charlie      Here he comes he's a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)   Flapping his gums what a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)   We all know one, he's a right proper Charlie (right proper Charlie)   You'll always have fun with a right proper Charlie      Right proper Charlie   Right proper Charlie   Right proper Charlie