Alright, lonnie, junior, the band, the girls and i, we're gonna do a song for you now,    a little mac rise number.   Hey, all you married men, if you're tied up, you better stay tied up.    Because it's cheaper to keep her.      It's cheaper to keep her   It is cheaper to keep her      When your little girl makes you mad   You get an attitude and pack your bag   Five little children that you're leaving behind   You're gonna pay some alimony or do some time      It's cheaper to keep her (cheaper to keep her)   It's cheaper to keep her (cheaper to keep her)   See when you get to staring that judge in the face   You're gonna wanna cuss the whole human race   It's cheaper to keep her (cheaper to keep her)   Too much to leave that little girl (cheaper to keep her)   It's cheaper, it's cheaper, cheaper, it's cheaper   It's cheaper, it's cheaper   It's cheaper cheaper cheaper cheaper, yeah      You didn't pay for two dollars to bring the girl home   Now you're about to pay two thousand to leave alone   See another woman out there, you wanna make a change   She ain't gonna watch you 'cause you won't have a damn thing      It's cheaper to keep her (cheaper to keep her)   Cheaper to keep her (cheaper to keep her)   The time you get to looking at the judge in the face   You're gonna wanna cuss the whole human race   It's cheaper to keep her (cheaper to keep her)   Cost too much to leave (it's cheaper to keep her)   It's cheaper, cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper   It's cheaper, cheaper   Cheaper cheaper cheaper cheaper, yeah      If you decide to roam   And leave your happy home   You gotta pay the house note   The child support, your insurance   Alimony, morgage 1, morgage 2      It's cheaper to keep her   It's cheaper to keep her   It's cheaper to keep her   It's cheaper to keep her   It's cheaper to keep her   It's cheaper to keep her   It's cheaper to keep her   It's cheaper to keep her      It's cheaper, to keep her!