I left my heart in a wooden case   With chains and locks all around its base   I'm on my way to surgery    I'm as happy as a boy can be      I left my brain in a metal sieve   With cancer injected, just to stop it live   I know where the angels sing   So play that harp and flap that wing      I'm going to heaven, baby (chorus)      I left my eyes in a candy box   Stuffed with cotton, just to stop them rock   I skip along the corridor   I open up the theatre door      I left my blood in a plastic mug   I get a funny taste when I chug-a-lug   I know where the cherubs wait   So here I am at St Peter's gate      (chorus)      I left my nose, all stuck with glue   Tied with string, up a chimney flue   I curtsey to doctor and nurse   I wave outside the waiting hearse      And when I spoke to father's ghost   He said he died by parcel post   So hallelujah, here I come   See you at Easter, mum      (chorus)