I'm a tourist   World at my feet   Across hither and dither   And hither and dither   And hither and dither   Won't fall off my seat      I've a camera   Keep my photos in a book   The more I keep shooting and shooting   And shooting and shooting   And shooting and shooting   The less I have to look      I'm a tourist      Oh Cairo, where did you go?   Oh Cairo, where did you go?   Oh Cairo, where did you go?   Oh Cairo, where have you gone?      You're an oyster   And that's food for thought   What's not for sale   For sale, for sale   For sale, for sale   For sale, for sale   Cannot be bought      I'm a tourist      Oh Cairo, where did you go?   Oh Cairo, where did you go?   Oh Cairo, where did you go?   Oh Cairo, where did you go?   Oh Cairo, where did you go?   Oh Cairo, where did you go?   Oh Cairo, where did you go?   Oh Cairo, where have you gone?