Citizen self   In a voice made of wood   Called in for help   On the 24-hour crisis hot line   Says, "Time is but sand, wherever I stand, terra firma dreams of ocean"      Take my hand   Lead me on   Twist my arm   Til I understand   Say it's all in fun   Lead me on   In the slave and master two-step      Citizen self   In a voice made of glass   Called in for sex   On the all-night erotic connection   But it's never enough   It's never complete   I need some greater stimulation      Take my hand   Lead me on   Twist my arm   Til I understand   Say it's all in fun   Lead me on   In the slave and master two-step   In the slave and master two-step      Oh, Orson Welles   I don't want to know   Oh, Orson Welles      Take my hand   Lead me on   Twist my arm   Til I understand   Say it's all in fun   Lead me on   In the slave and master two-step   In the slave and master two-step