I’ve lived in apartments, I’ve lived in a home   I’ve travelled in trailers when I used to roam   But now in these places you won’t catch me dead   ‘Cause I’ve happy I live in a split-level head.      I do what I want to, no worries, no cares   If anyone bugs me I climb up my stairs   Way up to a level where I feel no threat   ‘Cause I’m happy I live in a split-level head.      If you’re trying something I couldn’t care less   I don’t rush for buses, my trains are a mess   There’s no one to care for, I don’t need a bed   ‘Cause I’m happy I live in a split-level head.      I like how I’m living, I’m nobody’s slave   My head’s above water so don’t make a wave   There’s no door to lock and no dog to be fed   ‘Cause I’m happy I live in a split-level head.      So why should I move when the neighbourhood’s right?   No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight   Now I call this living, what’s more, like I said   ‘Cause I’m happy I live in a split-level head.      Now you keep your ulcers, your ills and what too   You sure couldn’t have them and live like I do   You think I have problems but you do instead   ‘Cause I’m happy I live in a split-level head.      I live with two people, I like both of them   He likes both of me and I like both of him   They’re my alter egos and to them I’m wed   ‘Cause I’m happy I live in a split-level head.      There’s no simple status in my neighbourhood   It’s that kind of thinking that keeps it so good   I don’t take the lead when I like to be led   ‘Cause I’m happy I live in a split-level head.      I’ve lived in apartments, I’ve lived in a home   I’ve travelled in trailers when I used to roam   But now in these places you won’t catch me dead   ‘Cause I’ve happy I live in a split-level head.      I do what I want to, no worries, no cares   If anyone bugs me I climb up my stairs   Way up to a level where I feel no threat   ‘Cause I’m happy I live in a split-level head.      If you’re trying something I couldn’t care less   I don’t rush for buses, my trains are a mess   There’s no one to care for, I don’t need a bed   ‘Cause I’m happy I live in a split-level head.      I like how I’m living, I’m nobody’s slave   My head’s above water so don’t make a wave   There’s no door to lock and no dog to be fed   ‘Cause I’m happy I live in a split-level head.