Remember when you ran away   And I got on my knees   And begged not to leave    Or else I'd go BEZERK?      WELL      You left me anyhow    And then the days got worse and worse    And now you see I've gone completely out of my mind!      AND      They're coming take me away HA HA!   They're coming take me away HO HO HE HE HA HA!   TO THE FUNNY FARM, WHERE LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL   ALL THE TIME AND I'LL BE HAPPY TO SEE    THOSE NICE YOUNG MEN IN THEIR CLEAN WHITE COATS   AND THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA HA!      You thought it was a joke   And so you laugher, you laughed    When I had said that losing you    Would make me flip my lid.      RIGHT?      You know you laughed, I heard you laugh   You laughed you laughed and laughed    And then you left but now you know   I'm utterly mad.      AND      They're coming take me away HA HA!   They're coming take me away HO HO HE HE HA HA!   TO THE HAPPY HOME! WITH TREES AND FLOWERS    AND CHIRPING BIRDS AND BASKET WEAVERS   WHO SIT AND SMILE AND TWIDDLE THEIR THUMBS   AND TOES AND THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA HA!      I cooked your food, I cleaned your house   And this is how you pay me back for all   My kind, unselfish loving deeds?      HUH?      Well you just wait, they'll find you yet   And when they do they'll put you in   The ASPCA you mangy mutt!      AND      They're coming take me away HA HA!   They're coming take me away HO HO HE HE HA HA!   TO THE FUNNY FARM, WHERE LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL   ALL THE TIME AND I'LL BE HAPPY TO SEE    THOSE NICE YOUNG MEN IN THEIR CLEAN WHITE COATS   AND THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA HA!      TO THE HAPPY HOME! WITH TREES AND FLOWERS    AND CHIRPING BIRDS AND BASKET WEAVERS   WHO SIT AND SMILE AND TWIDDLE THEIR THUMBS   AND TOES AND THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA HA!