There was a crazy guy   There was a crazy girl   He said, why don’t you open right up?   I bet you’d pour right out      Or I could pour right into you you you you…      She became his crazy wife: Peculiar   They had a crazy son who laughed in the rain   For a week or 2, he went quite peculiar   But it turned out ok he went crazy again      Don’t make them laugh, or they will LAUGH at you…   Don’t piss them off, or they will piss on you…   Don’t make them crack !!   Or they will crack…you.... in 2 2 2 2……..      Peculiar, Peculiar, Peculiar   I’m not cool anymore, stay with me honey   Stay with me honey   I’m not COOL anymore, stay with me honey   Stay with me honey, Peculiar   Peculiar, Peculiar, Peculiar   Stay with me honey      Peculiar, I’m not cool anymore   Stay with me honey      I’m not cool anymore   Stay with me honey   peculiar   I’m not cool anymore   Stay with me honey