There is only one option   For ladys of this class   Slap on a rubber   And stick it up her ass.      A forgiving man I am   Full of second chances   Just trying to make   Long Distance Romances      Bought the book   To say the right words   A few of them   I never even heard      My letter of truth   Was so sincere   You let the words go    in and out the other ear      The ladys I know   Are wild in bed   Clean and proper with class   I won't have to take shots for 10 years   Even if I did stick it up her a**      Tovarich, these words might make you wince   But with any luck someday   There might be a prince      I'm a man of my word   Which you are apparently not      Something I could teach you   Without having to beach you      Working hard so we can both sleep at night   Do you really know the difference between wrong and right.   An invitation flying around   To find a queen on open ground      So much depends on this   Seriously the future you don't want to miss   Silence and disregard we both are   I don't want to spend my life behind prison bars      Food for thought    think about this   There is one of two things we can have   War or peace