I'm a chain-smoking, moneybroken,   body soaken, badly joking figure on your telephone   You found me lying in your tub, choking   got a pair of scrubs   I was dancing at the mermaids' ball      But you could still catch me, now that I'm sleeping      Cut off my hair, I'll be weaker than you   Ask me to love you, you'll see that I do   If I am drinking, then ask me when I'm not   How much I'm thinking of you is alot      I'm a brain-eaten, joy defeaten   twice cheaten, non-believing motor of a ten ton truck   You found me roaring down the road   with some high-explosive load   I can't help but speeding up some more      But you could still catch me, now that I'm sleeping      Cut off my hair, I'll be weaker than you   Ask me to love you, you'll see that I do   If I am drinking, then ask me when I'm not   How much I'm thinking of you is alot      More than you thought I was capable of   more than you thought I could ever keep in mind   I have to go, yes I know, but I'll leave something behind   just to have an excuse to come back later   maybe then we'll talk some more