Reporting live from the field one day   I said "Back to you" in the usual way   This time, instead of an empty chair   There was you and we were on the air      Our faces float across the channel   While a list play a clip to your plan, oh    You said, "1, 2, 3, test, test, test   Now to the weather girl I like best"      When the cameraman leaves the news truck, flash me   When the cameraman leaves the news truck, moon me      Starry night in a twig hut   Man, did I have the pot's luck   Sitting next to you through the whole meal   Nice thing to start our reel      We've done stories on fishless sushi   Nude hot springs, and victims of zombies   Intersplicing the news feed with your choice vinyl leads   Could it be you prefer me to a busty nurse interviewee?      When the cameraman leaves the news truck, flash me   When the cameraman leaves the news truck, moon me      We return from the commercial with the evening news   And I've got a special announcement for the handsome man dressed in the velour suit   You're not tied down, but you got an anchor   We've got no regrets, and we haven't even had the best part yet      I'm hoping for dramatic features, I'm hoping for foreign correspondence   I want more smiles, how about you?