Another boring Saturday   Looks like everything is swell   Another fucking week of this   I want to blow it all to hell      Nothing exiting no news to report   This is my weekend   And I'm fucking bored   I've used all my patience   There's no more to give   If I can't fuck shit up   I don't want to live      The chicks are passed out   And so are the dudes   I'm sitting wide-awake   And there is nothing to do   I could steal a bike or hop on a board   But my friend left his car keys   Right next to the door   Nothing left to decide   It's time for me to take the ride   This time I'm going to cross the line   And do it going 95mph      Blood Drive we're gonna die!      Hop curbs sideswipe   Oops there went a tailpipe   Only went a block away   This cars luck just ran out today      Sliding through stop signs   Seeing double going blind   Followed by about 10 cops   I'll finally get to be on FOX