Dangerous, you better watch yourself   Taking the stage we're gonna give you hell   Meticulous, yeah playing that beat   Peanut butter man on the drummer's seat   Suspicious, no this shit ain't stolen, no one's crazy   enough to make the noise were blowin'   Ridiculous, yeah yeah we know, so don't ask questions   unless you wanna know      This funked up beat is pulsing through my veins   Close my eyes then I feel no pain   We ain't making money so I better enjoy   Playing there beats, making that noise   You can beg me please but I won't stop   We're gonna ska 'til I fall dead an' drop   Some people say they don't understand   Uncle Albert's one of them, he's the man      Uncle Albert, Uncle Albert, what you say Uncle Albert   Uncle Albert, Uncle Albert, tell me why   Uncle Albert, Uncle Albert, what you say Uncle Albert   Uncle Albert, Uncle Albert      It's a wonderful feeling when we start to play   Busting out the everyday   It's a chance to get up that shelf   To be a part of something better than yourself   Uncle Albert's still looking at me strange   I know he won't get it, no he won't change   Some people say they don't understand   Uncle Albert's one of them, he's the man