All the painted comers and second rate jocks   Ninety-five degrees of grey sky   Hanging over the boardwalk      Robot nymphs spraying medium smoke   Dip slender metal legs in an ammonia brook   Everyone can come to the seaboard slaves states   Everyone here gets stamped with an expiration date      (chorus)   My momma said go find something to do   I'm out in the sun but there ain't nothing new   Running over the grass with a couple of jerks   Have you met Horror James?      Some people like him got a problem I guess   He's a crazy old man and I'm supposed to stay away   How can I convince my cousins?   They're afraid to say yes   Well he's got the goods and that's all I can say      (chorus)      He's got animal bones and antique toys   Some electronic junk that can make a lot of noise   We'll get in trouble if we stay out past dark   But this is so much better than any amusement park