Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday    One birthday every year   But there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays   That is why we're gathered here to cheer      A very merry unbirthday to you, to you   A very merry unbirthday to you, to you   It's great to drink to someone    And I guess that you will do   A very merry unbirthday to you      A very merry unbirthday to us, to us    A very merry unbirthday to us   If there are no objections   Let it be unanimous   A very merry unbirthday to us      A very merry unbirthday to me (to who)    A very merry unbirthday to me (to you)   Let's all congratulate me   With a present I agree   A very merry unbirthday to me      A very merry unbirthday to all, to all    A very merry unbirthday to all, to all   Let's have a celebration   Hire a band and rent a hall   A very merry unbirthday   A very merry unbirthday   A very merry unbirthday to all