I can't sleep cause there's monsters in my closet   they hide in the dark and they creep around my room   I can't sleep cause there's monsters in my closet   I turn on the lights and prepare to face my doom   what can I do?   no one sleeps when there's monsters in their closet   so hide under cover and wish for the darkness to disappear   you can't get away and there's nothing that can stop it   they shriek through the night and they try to incite your fears   whoa-ooh-ooh-ooh   whoa-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh   no one believes there's monsters in my closet   they tell me I'm wrong and I don't belong with ghouls   but maybe one day they'll discover that they've been haunted   they'll be all alone in the twilight zone poor fools   I can't sleep cause there's monsters in my closet   they hide in the dark and they creep around my room   I can't sleep through all the hours of mindless nonsense   they break all and make lots of noise it's true   what can I do?   whoa-ooh-ooh-ooh   whoa-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh   whoa-ooh-ooh-ooh   whoa-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh   whoa-ooh-oh