Mr Baby wants to see you face to face   He's one of the best in the human race   You place him in lethal danger now with what you ask   That's not the simplest task      He sits behind the steering wheel of his red car   So that she can see him coming from afar   But no, don't be too scared by his wicked ways   For he's had some worse days      When he said "how many months?" you said it was three   But it was four in reality, he wasn't happy (he was angry)   Well that's another man's job   Don't move, don't move at all, no don't shake your belly   When your friend got back to the room, you (we)re sleepin' on your tummy, it was empty   But that's another story      Mr Baby likes to give some good advice   In case you want to do this operation twice   Don't cut the feetus into pieces and don't throw it away   You'd spend the entire day      Bury the dead body, even in a box   And it's gonna end up dug up by the dogs   Don't forget the only decent method is the garbage chute   Cut the evil by the root      When he said "how many months?" you said it was three   But it was four in reality, he wasn't happy (he was angry)   Well that's another man's job   Don't move, don't move at all, no don't shake your belly   When your friend got back to the room, you (we)re sleepin' on your tummy, it was empty   But that's another story      You think that he's only in for the cash   You worry 'cause you gave some for the room   So you begin sinking into gloom   You don't have enough      Looks as if he would like something else   He says ladies with whom shall we start   Now he bothers your friend with his dart   Soon it's for yourself      When he said "how many months?" you said it was three   But it was four in reality, he wasn't happy (he was angry)   Well that's another man's job   Don't move, don't move at all, no don't shake your belly   When your friend got back to the room, you (we)re sleepin' on your tummy, it was empty   But that's another story