Hes a one trick pony   One trick is all that horse can do   He does one trick only   Its the principal source of his revenue   And when he steps into the spotlight   You can feel the heat of his heart   Come rising through      See how he dances   See how he loops from side to side   See how he prances   The way his hooves just seem to glide   Hes just a one trick pony (thats all he is)   But he turns that trick with pride      He makes it look so easy   He looks so clean   He moves like gods   Immaculate machine   He makes me think about   All of these extra movements I make   And all of this herky-jerky motion   And the bag of tricks it takes   To get me through my working day   One-trick pony      Hes a one trick pony   He either fails or he succeeds   He gives his testimony   Then he relaxes in the weeds   Hes got one trick to last a lifetime   But thats all a pony needs   (thats all he needs)   He looks so easy   He looks so clean   He moves like gods   Immaculate machine   He makes me think about   All of these extra movements I make   And all of this herky-jerky motion   And the bag of tricks it takes   To get me through my working day      One-trick pony, one trick pony   One-trick pony, one trick pony   One-trick pony (take me for a ride)   One trick pony