What happened to you   The blotch test shouldn't stop you   The full nelson shouldn't kill you   Forget about those loose ends      How long can I keep up   Dreaming that I'm working up   It's a blotch test challenge   I'm just tying up those loose ends      This one's narcoleptic   I don't know where I am   Must be narcoleptic   Can't help the way I am      What's happened to me   I make up what I see   It must be a disease   I'm just tying up those loose ends      Maybe I'll take a walk   Maybe I'll go in shorts   And play some sport on the way   Maybe one day   I'll be taking tea   Instead of drinking it      If I came from outer space   And you're the first thing that I see   I'd be pleased   Yeah I'd be pleased      Let's bottle up your menthol breath   And sell it on the net   We'll make a packet      I'm gonna feel my way around      This one's narcoleptic   I don't know where I am   I'm so tired   Must be narcoleptic   Can't help the way I am   I'm so tired