Well, that big dumb blonde   With her wheel in the gorge   And Turtle, that friend of theirs   With his checks all forged   And his cheeks in a chunk   With his cheese in the cash   They're all gonna be there   At that million dollar bash   Ooh, baby, ooh-ee   Ooh, baby, ooh-ee   It's that million dollar bash      Ev'rybody from right now   To over there and back   The louder they come   The harder they crack   Come now, sweet cream   Don't forget to flash   We're all gonna meet   At that million dollar bash   Ooh, baby, ooh-ee   Ooh, baby, ooh-ee   It's that million dollar bash      Well, I took my counselor   Out to the barn   Silly Nelly was there   She told him a yarn   Then along came Jones   Emptied the trash   Ev'rybody went down   To that million dollar bash   Ooh, baby, ooh-ee   Ooh, baby, ooh-ee   It's that million dollar bash      Well, I'm hittin' it too hard   My stones won't take   I get up in the mornin'   But it's too early to wake   First it's hello, goodbye   Then push and then crash   But we're all gonna make it   At that million dollar bash   Ooh, baby, ooh-ee   Ooh, baby, ooh-ee   It's that million dollar bash      Well, I looked at my watch   I looked at my wrist   Punched myself in the face   With my fist   I took my potatoes   Down to be mashed   Then I made it over   To that million dollar bash   Ooh, baby, ooh-ee   Ooh, baby, ooh-ee   It's that million dollar bash