I first saw you baby   In a Pair of pale blue slacks   (slacks)   Feigning Dis-interest   at the stares they'd attract   (tract)   They were cut low in the front   lower at the back   I could see clear to Hobart   Its a good thing you waxed      Your jeans are too tight   Your jeans are too tight   Im seeing the moon   And its not yet the night   Your jeans are too small   Your jeans are too small   If you were a Fella   Id see clear to your balls   Your jeans are too tight   Oh lady....   Your jeans are too tight      I must admit   That id never seen denim so strained   (strained)   Your the kinda girl baby   That puts plumbers to shame   (shame)   Now don't take offence   But your back crack is stacked   If i was a dealer, couldn't move that much crack      in your jeans you look great   in your jeans you look great   like a denim-clad camel toed   blue ovulate   your jeans must constrict   your jeans must constrict   whats that by your cuff?   dear god, its your lip!   Your jeans are to tight, oh lady   Your jeans are to tight      Your ankles look pale   Has the blood been cut off?   Let me spend just a penny   In that stone wash coin slot   Look at that butt grin   Too cheeky to pass   The thong that your wearing's   Just flossing your ass   The elastic is stretched   With wreckless abandon   Like a tightrope of cotton   Across the grand canyon   Babe ill just ask ya   Now no misbehaving   Were you ever a roadie?   Did you work for Van Halen?   Im Raving,   Your Shaven   It couldn't be better   And thanks for reminding me   I must post that letter   (Letter) letter (letter)   Lett-errrrrr   [(spoken)And its quite a bulky post item as well... Its quite large]      Your Jeans stick like glue   They look good on you   They make me feel like shopping   At BIG W   Its your jeans that i like   Its your jeans that i like   Can you touch your toes baby   So i can park my bike?   Your jeans are too tight   Your jeans are too tight   And i don't mind at allllll.....   (It's not like you're my woman!)