I'll bet good money   I'll bet some beautiful money   That we could agree   With anybody here to disagree   That we could get up from the table   And nobody would know   You could leave your mouth talking   And follow me out the window      I've idled here as long as I can   I've taken my entertainment like a man   I'm all ribbons, scissors, flowers   And shaking hands      I'm a name and a black book   Attached to a face   At the back of your memory's   Window display   It's on the tip of your tongue, I'm sure   But I must away      Must be good to know people   Who know so many people   Must be good to be somebody,   Good to be somebody   They know      And the fastest of friends, the fastest of friends   I'm sure, we'll all be   The fastest of friends, the fastest of friends   I'm sure we'll remain      Die here in our deck chairs   Surrounded by beautiful shoes   Or hide out with me   Down at the bottom of the swimming pool   Climb the tower to the bell curve   That cuts and cuts so clean   Or shoot out sharpened arrows at   Their family trees      Cause I know no quicker way, dear   To the shiny gates of hell   Than a room full of handsome devils   Comparing everything to everything else      They just keep coming on   Like a driverless train   I can think of nothing adorable to say   It's half past the hour,   Looks like rain   Do you like me?   Can I go now?      At the end of the yellow brick drive   Nobody waits for us   On our backs on the roof of the car   Watch the switchboard lighting up      And the fastest of friends, the fastest of friends   I'm sure we'll all be   The fastest of friends, the fastest of friends   I'm sure we'll remain      And don't worry, baby   They won't let the ship go down without us   And don't worry baby   They won't let the ship go down without us      (I figured these out from listening to the version he played on triple j, the album lyrics might be different)