This here's the story of my sister Adele   When it comes to being a sister   She does it really swell   She's always been so nice and kind to me   She was always there when I needed to pee...on      Her and her friends dressed me up in ladies clothes   All of my friends thought that I was one of those...   I guess she was a little disappointed I wasn't a girl   I can only say I'm glad they didn't name me 'Pearl'      Hey, hey, you'll always be my favorite sis'   When you're not around I sure do miss   Skiing, the bug and blueberry pie   Tickling me like crazy until I cry      She was older and and knew much more than I   Learning more every day about a certain guy   First came love then marriage   Then came Adele pushing a letter carrier around      So, Happy-Happy Birthday, and thanks for the years   For embarrassing me and hiding things in my ears   And about all the parties I will not tell mom   Just let me know when the pie is done      Hey, hey, you'll always be my favorite sis'   When you're not around I sure do miss   Skiing, the bug and blueberry pie   Tickling me like crazy until I cry