I'm going to tell you a story 'bout Mary Lou   You know the kind of woman make a fool of you   She make a yound man itch   She make an old man faint   The way she took my money was a crying shame   (Mary Lou)   Mary Lou she took my watch and chain   (Mary Lou)   Mary lou she took my diamond ring   (Mary Lou)   She took the keys to my Cadillac car   Jumped in my kitty and drove off far      Left me stranded in Kalamazoo   Make her a fortune of a fool like you   She married a rich man   Had a dozen kids   Drove that cat until he flipped his lid   (Mary Lou)   Mary Lou she took my diamond ring   (Mary Lou)   Mary Lou she took everything   (Mary Lou)   She took the keys to my cadillac car   Jumped in my kitty, drove off far      Come back into town about a week ago   Told me she was sorry that she hurt me so   I had a fifty-five Ford and a two dollar bill   The way she looked at that man gave me a chill   (Mary Lou)   Mary Lou she took my diamond ring   (Mary Lou)   Mary Lou she took my watch and chain   (Mary Lou)   She took the keys to my Cadillac car   Jumped in my kitty drove off far      (Mary Lou)   Mary Lou she took my diamond ring   (Mary Lou)   Mary Lou she took everything   Mary Lou   she took the keys to my Cadillac car   Jumped in my kitty drove off far      hiaaaaa   drove off far      drove off far      drove off far      ohhh kept on driving that car      took everything I had stuck in it that car      Yeahhhhh   jumped in my kitty      Drove off far