Too young to drink and too smart to think   Attaches on his head with the missing link   He's skinny as a snake and fast as a mink   But he ain't for sale unless you add the kitchen sink      Look out, here he comes again   They say he's dead, he's my three best friends   He's so honest that the dishonest dread   Meeting the kid with the replaceable head      When you live on a planet the size of a town   You can't get your kicks by getting around   Fun's hard to find on such familiar ground   So you invent it: the mental it's better than found      Look out, here he comes again   They say he's dead, he's my three best friends   He's so honest that the dishonest dread   Meeting the kid with the replaceable head      He used to beat himself up till he was sick and confused   Dead tired and throbbing, half crazy and bruised   Till he'd be too worn out to keep being himself   Now he can pick them at will from the heads on his shelf      Look out, here he comes again   They say he's dead, he's my three best friends   He's so honest that the dishonest dread   Meeting the kid with the replaceable head