Doctor, doctor you gotta help me yeah   You gotta make it right for me   It seems this other man's name has been following me around   And it just won't let me be   You see I got this name and he's got this name too   And you know they're kinda close only a blind crazy fool   Would think I was him it's like saying green is blue   But let me tell you brother it started being a bother   When he made the cover of Time magazine      I was at this party in the well-heeled hills   Just the other night   Her name was Shelly I introduced myself   She just smiled and said "all right"   Well we got talkin' and drinkin' wine   And she said she liked my music thought it was fine   She said, "Let's make love, your place or mine,"   And in the middle of the passion I was on the borderline   When she called out a name but it wasn't mine      She called me Bruce, Bruce   I can hear her calling Bruce, Bruce   I can hear her calling Bruce, Bruce   I can hear her   My name is Rick I'm gonna stick it to ya babe      And there's this kid walking carrying a guitar   You know I told him that I played   He asked me my name you know I told him   I said it plain as clear as day   Well he seemed really, clearly, sincerely impressed   And as he pulled a piece of paper for me to sign from his vest   He said, "I thought Born To Run was one of your best."   Awww wait a minute man, who do you think I am?   He answered, "Mr. Springsteen, you're a famous man."      He called me Bruce, Bruce   I can hear him calling Bruce, Bruce   He called me Bruce, Bruce   I can hear him   My name is Richard gonna hit it to you babe      You know my mama called me long distance yesterday   And as she got off the phone I swear I heard her say      Bye bye Bruce, Bruce   I can hear her calling Bruce, Bruce   She called me Bruce, Bruce   I can hear her   My name is Ricky gonna stick it to you babe   She called me Bruce