there's something stuck up in the chimney   and i don't know what it is   but it's been there all night long.   well, i waited up for santa all christmas night   but he never came and it don't seem right.   and there's something in the chimney   and it doesn't make a sound,   but i wish you merry christmas.      there's something stuck up in the chimney   and i don't know what it is,   but it's been there all week long.   well the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue   and we don't know what we're gonna do.   cos there's something in the chimney   and it doesn't move around   and it's been a week since christmas.      there's something stuck up in the chimney   and i don't know what it is   but it's been there all month long.   well, it's jammed up tight above the fireplace   now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace.   that there's something in the chimney   and it doesn't talk at all   and it's been there since last christmas.      there's something stuck up in the chimney   and i don't know what it is   but it's been there all year long.   i'll be waiting up for santa like i did last year   but my brother says, he's already here...   and he's stuck up in the chimney   and he doesn't say a word   and he'll be there every christmas.   and we'll have him every christmas.