Rhinestone kid on a freeway star   An '87 pickup and a red guitar   Playin' like an angel with a broken wing   A song of true love for his girl Darlene      They haven't seen each other for a year or so   Man, he misses her like we all miss that TV show   Where he first performed that love song 'bout a year ago   Well, if ya haven't heard it yet then this is how it goes...      RO-DE-O-uh-oh-oh-oh   Like the buffalos do it by the wishing well   'Cause they haven't got no money for a cheap motel   RO-DE-O-uh-oh-oh-oh   What sweeter thing could happen to a boy an' a girl?   We gotta do it like mechanical rabbits from hell, yeah      It was the sweetest song playin' on the radio   From the edge of Alabama down to Mexico   It was a number one hit but Darlene didn't know   Whom her fav'rite song was fo'      But everytime she hears it, her heart, like a gong   Would tremble for the man for whom she longs   ...For whom she longs...   And 'en she starts to sing along...      RO-DE-O-uh-oh-oh-oh   We gotta do it for a reason, gotta do it for fun   We gotta sparkle like tequila in the hot...hot sun, yeah!   RO-DE-O-uh-oh-oh-oh   We gotta do it like Sinatra used to do "My Way"   An' in the background there's that Beck dude singin' Odelay