Picking up the story    from where I left off    It's 1990 now    So school can fuck off    I got no GCSEs,    nothing higher than a 'D'    I couldn't tell me Mum    because she'd batter me       Me and Tate sat on the bowling green    Life was a shitter    We had five quid between us    And bought us six cans of bitter    I took me ten Benson home    And I smoked through the sorrow    If I could just avoid me Mum    Maybe I'd tell her tomorrow       I stumbled through the door    I said Mum it's like this    She said "That man's been on the phone    And you've made the list    You're in that boy band son    Come and giz' us a kiss"       Phoned up Martin and Rich    And carried on getting pissed    Boys I don't believe it    I'm gonna be famous    Pick you up in a Porsche    and buy you lots of trainers    I met the other guys    one seemed like a cock    I think it's going to be like New Kids On The Block       I can't be bothered 'cause I'm lazy    (I only wanted to get down)    I hate those that hate me    I can't forgive and it's crazy    Baby       Now I'm a video star    (I'm making trouble in this town)    Do you know who you are?    (For the five of us)    Baby       I adopted four brothers,    Some I liked more than others    One was like a brother from another mother    But the lead singer made it hard to like him    And I still loved him    despite him    The first three months    you know I nearly quit    I played snooker with my Dad    he said "Don't be a dick    Unload the bullets    you're mind is a gun    You're gonna shoot yourself when they're number one"       I can't be bothered 'cause I'm lazy    (I only wanted to get down)    I hate those that hate me    I can't forgive and it's crazy    Baby       Now I'm a video star    (I'm making trouble in this town)    Do you know who you are    (For the five of us)    Baby       Now it's dinner with Versace    And lunch with Princess Diana    And I'm gonna get belted if I go out of my manor    Cause as much as we were loved    We were also hated    The boys got jealous    Cause the girls got plated       And now we're famous and that    and we're dancing and that    And I'm thinking I can sing    why am I stood at the back    So fu.ck the band    give me Sambuka and gak       Now we're all a bag of nerves    Were not a band of brothers          I can't be bothered 'cause I'm lazy    (I only wanted to get down)    I hate those that hate me    I can't forgive and it's crazy    Baby       Now I'm a video star    (I'm making trouble in this town)    Do you know who you are?    (For the five of us)    Baby       And now it's breaking my heart    because the dream's turned to sh.it    It ain't broke but I'll break it in a little bit    And I'm always in trouble    but I've stopped saying sorry    Everybody's worried    What the fu.ck's wrong with Robbie    He's not answering his phone    He's not talking to me    I saw him on the telly at Glastonbury       And now I'm running away    from everything that I've been    And I'm pissed and I'm fu.cked    and I'm only nineteen    I can't conform no more    I can't perform no more          But the boys know I'm fu.cked    and so they show me the door    And if the truth be told    I wasn't fit enough to stay    So I put my head down    and walked away       That was the 90's    90 to 95       I can't be bothered 'cause I'm lazy    (I only wanted to get down)    I hate those that hate me    I can't forgive and it's crazy    Baby       Now I'm a video star    (I'm making trouble in this town)    Do you know who you are    (For the five of us)    Baby