Will you stay in our lover's story    If you stay you won't be sorry    Cos we believe in you    Soon you'll grow, So take a chance    With a couple of Kooks hung up on romancing       We bought a lot of things    to keep you warm and dry    A funny old crib on which the paint won't dry    I bought you a pair of shoes    A trumpet you can blow and a book of rules    Of what to say to people when they pick on you    Cos if you stay with us you're gonna be pretty    Kooky too       Won't you stay in our lover's story    If you stay you won't be sorry   Cos we believe in you    Soon you'll grow, So take a chance    With a couple of Kooks hung up on romancing       If you ever have to go to school    Remember how they messed up this old fool    Don't pick fights with the bullies or the cads    I'm not much cop at fighting other people's dads    And if the homework brings you down    Then we'll throw it on the fire    And take the car down town       Won't you stay in our lover's story    If you stay you won't be sorry    Cos we believe in you    Soon you'll grow, So take a chance    With a couple of Kooks hung up on romancing       Won't you stay in our lover's story    If you stay you won't be sorry    Cos we believe in you    Soon you'll grow, So take a chance    With a couple of Kooks hung up on romancing