This is "T" to the mother fucking "Ofty"       What's you're problem Dickhead       1st Verse       Don't kick my dog dickhead       Don't beep at me dickhead       Why d'you mug me off in my car dickhead       Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead       Theres a dickhead in you're mouth       A dickhead on parade       Do not have kids       Don't want dickheads to be made dickhead       Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead       Why d'you piss me off in first class dickhead       I'm not sitting here to be treated like a dickhead       Bumba Clart, kin' Raas Clart       Where's the Chorus dickhead       Chorus       Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends       They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby       Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends       I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely…baby       2nd Verse       If you diss me you'll sell copy dickhead       What d'you expect dickhead       Radiohead dickhead       This is pop dickhead       Size tens dickhead       break you're shins dickhead       My security are a viscious crew       They'll kick fuck out of you       Only if I ask them to, but       They'll kick fuck out of you       You're going home in a Stafordshire Ambulance       I wasn't looking at ya' bird dickhead       She was looking at me dickhead       Who do I think I am dickhead       Who the fuck are you dickhead       You must have me confused       With someone who gives a shit       I've found the dickhead of the year       And you are fucking it dickhead       Where's the chorus…no chorus.. dickhead       Chorus 2       Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends       They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby       Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends       I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely…baby       The Tofty Rap       I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah       I've got a bucket of shit       I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah       I've got a bucket of shit       Not, horse shit, cow shit dog shit no real shit       I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah       I've got a bucket of shit       Verse 3       Why d'you cut me up in my car dickhead       Why d'you say bad things 'bout my bra dickhead       I've got nothing for you dickhead       Go to bed dickhead       Don't wake up dickhead       Who gives a fuck dickhead       No one gives a fuck about you cos you're a dickhead true       See your mate over there in the corner he's a dickhead too like you, dickhead       Chorus 3       Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends       They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby       Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends       I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely…baby       Dickhead