Well, Jason's looking around his apartment to find some subject matter to sing about   Jason, did you find anything?      I'm at a loss for words   I don't know what to sing about   Tired of singing 'bout sauerkraut   And I don't know what to sing about right now      Well, what about a cow or a hippopotamus   Or a giraffe or an albino elephant?   How about a car?   Or a thousand shooting stars?   Or a big brown bear that sat on a   Man who was just   Walking around   Minding his own business on 13th and O Street?      That's a lot of good ideas, but I don't know   Which one to choose   I don't know   So many things to sing about   But I can't decide right now      Well, what about the oil industry or whale harvesting in the Pacific Ocean or maybe something about lumber?   Killing all the forests and all the dead monkeys in Brazil   In Brazil      I'll sing about the dead monkeys   That's a good topic of a song   Yeah, I hope you'll sing along      I will   Dead monkeys are my favorite subject of them all   And that's why I saved them for last      Dead monkeys on my mind   Dead monkeys in my brain   Dead monkeys on my mind   Dead monkeys driving me insane   So many dead monkeys   Lying on the floor   I'm thinking about the dead monkeys      They're so dead   So fragile   So furry   And they're dead   They're dead   They're dead   They're dead      Dead monkeys on my mind   Dead monkeys in my brain   Dead monkeys on my mind   Oh, those dead monkeys on my brain   Those dead monkeys   Dead monkeys   Dead monkeys   Dead monkeys      That song was sweet      That song was perfect      That was like the epitome of a Roomates song      I know      Singing about what you're singing about...