When I was a young boy   knee-high to a pig   I had so much life in me   I'd run and skip and hop and jig   I ate almost anything and everything I could   Buns and cakes and cakes and buns   My word those days they did taste good      Now I'm two foot taller   And the world's a different place   Seems the last thing anybody   wants to do is stuff their face   Mention what's for pudding   you'll only get a frown   Things that used to pick me up   it only seems will only bring me down      Talked to by the paper   it's becoming quite a bore   Throw it in the dustbin   'cos I've heard it all before      Chorus      Do you take sugar in tea?   Do you get enough Vitamin C?   Do you count your calories?   Are you virtually fat free?      Do you take sugar in tea?   Do you get enough Vitamin C?   Do you count your calories?   Are you virtually fat free?      Cut out your cholesterol   and keep your fibre high   Watch out for preservatives   read the pack before you buy   Keep an eye on sugar   stop caining all those sweets   Well I begin to wonder   if there's anything nice left to eat      Talked to by the TV   it's gone way beyond a joke   dietary pointers from a slimfast bloke      Do you take sugar in tea?   Do you get enough Vitamin C?   Do you count your calories?   Are you virtually fat free?      Do you take sugar in tea?   Do you get enough Vitamin C?   Do you count your calories?   Are you virtually fat free?      Do you take sugar in tea?   Do you get enough Vitamin C?   Do you count your calories?   Are you virtually fat free?   I don't want to cause a brouhaha   but don't you think it's gone a little too far   when you're giving me the third degree   just because I have a little bit of sugar in tea?      Do you take sugar in tea?   Do you get enough Vitamin C?   Do you count your calories?   Are you virtually fat free?   I don't want to cause a brouhaha   but don't you think it's gone a little too far   when you're giving me the third degree   just because I have a little bit of sugar in tea?      Do you take sugar in tea?   Do you get enough Vitamin C?   Do you count your calories?   Are you virtually fat free?   I don't want to cause a brouhaha   but don't you think it's gone a little too far   when you're giving me the third degree   just because I have a sugar in my tea?