Got a letter just this morning   It was postmarked Omaha   It was typed and neatly written   Offerin' me this better job   Better job at higher wages   Expenses paid and a car   But I'm on TV here locally   And I can't quit I'm a star      I come on the TV grinnin'   Wearin' pistols and a hat   It's a kiddie show and   I'm a hero of the younger set   I'm the number one attraction   Every supermarket parking lot   I'm the king of Kansas City   No thanks Omaha, thanks a lot      Kansas City Star   That's what I are   Yo-dilly-lay you ought to see my car   Drive a big ole Cadillac   With wide wheels   Got rhinestones on the spokes   I got credit down at the grocery store   And my barber tells me jokes   I'm the number one attraction   Every supermarket parking lot   I'm the king of Kansas City   No thanks Omaha, thanks a lot      Kansas City Star   That's what I are   Yo-dilly-lay you ought to see my car   Drive a big ole Cadillac   With wide wheels   Got rhinestones on the spokes   I got credit down at the grocery store   And my barber tells me jokes   I'm the number one attraction   Every supermarket parking lot   I'm the king of Kansas City   No thanks Omaha, thanks a lot      Stay tuned we're gonna have a Popeye cartoon in a minute