Miraculous you call it babe   You ain't seen nothing yet   They've got Pepsi in the Andes   McDonalds in Tibet   Yosemite's been turned into   A golf course for the Japs   The Dead Sea is alive with rap   Between the Tigris and Euphrates   There's a leisure centre now   They've got all kinds of sports   They've got Bermuda shorts   They had sex in Pennsylvania   A Brazilian grew a tree   A doctor in Manhattan   Saved a dying man for free   It's a miracle   Another Miracle   By the grace of God Almighty   And the pressures of the marketplace   The human race has civilized itself   It's a miracle   We've got warehouses of butter   We've got oceans of wine   We've got famine when we need it   Got designer crime   We've got Mercedes   We've got Porsche   Ferrari and Rolls Royce   We've got choice   She said meet me   In the Garden of Gethsemene my dear   The Lord said Peter I can see   Your house from here   An honest family man   Finally reaped what he had sown   A farmer in Ohio has just repaid a loan   It's a miracle   By the grace of God Almighty   And the pressures of the marketplace   The human race has civilized itself   It's a miracle   We cower in our shelters   With our hands over our ears   Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff   Runs for years and years and years   An earthquake hits the theatre   But the operetta lingers   Then the piano lid comes down   And breaks his fucking fingers   It's a miracle