Baby, baby, I've been so sad since you've been gone   Way back to New York City   Where you do belong   Honey, I missed your two tongue kisses   Legs wrapped around me tight   If I ever get back to Fun City, girl   I'm gonna make you scream all night      Honey, honey, call me on the telephone   I know you're movin' out to Hollywood   With your can of tasty foam   All those beat up friends of mine   Got to get you in their books   And lead guitars and movie stars   Get their tongues beneath your hook      Yeah! You're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star   Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star   A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star      Yeah, I heard about your Polaroids   Now that's what I call obscene   Your tricks with fruit was kinda cute   I bet you keep your pussy clean   Honey, I miss your two tongue kisses   Your legs wrapped around me tight   If I ever get back to New York, girl   Gonna make you scream all night      Yeah! You're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star   Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star   A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star      Yeah, Ali McGraw got mad with you   For givin' head to Steve McQueen   You and me, we made a pretty pair   Fallin' through the silver screen   Honey, I'm open to anything   I don't know where to draw the line   Yeah, I'm makin' bets that you gonna get   John Wayne before he dies      Yeah! You're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star   Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star   A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star