I am the evil babyshitter parents please beware,   Your baby will inhale my shit I-don't-care !!!      Squat in the fucking cradle with my pants down,   My hairy anus on its mouth little baby drown!      All hail for the babyshitter !!!      The first anal cigar is now filling tiny lungs,   There comes some gass now suck my ass with your tiny tongue !!!      The baby looks pathetic, with its mask of shit,   It makes me furious so I-get-rid-of-it !!!      Fuck!   You!   Kid!