Here's the story of a poor loser   From the wrong side of the street   Yes, he's a born loser   It's the world he's trying to beat   And though he once tried to cross over   All he met there was defeat       And it's the story of a bid winner   Who'll rub you out and rub it in   Yes, and he won't let you forget it   He's gonna get right under your skin   I bet you anything he don't come out   The same door he went in      Some people say it's no win or lose   But how you play the game   It don't apply when stakes are high   And when these tow are playing      So let's go back now to this poor loser   He's lying on his bed    He's gotta big chip on his shoulder   He's got a light bulb over his head   And he thinks: what if that bad winner   Were to have a little accident