(Shel Silverstein)      She smiled and said, "If you are who I think you are    I'd really like to meet you."   I laughed and said, "If you are what I think you are   I'd like to meet you too."      She said, "You've taught me lots of things    But I'll bet there's some things that I could teach you   And though you don't know me   I sure know you."      "'Cause you are my childhood hero.", she said   "I got all your records I know all your songs   And I got your picture tacked over my bed   And you know I once wrote you a letter.", she said   "And I don't believe that a night that was spent   By a girl with her childhood hero could ever be wrong."      "A thousand songs, a hundred poems   And a half, half a fifth of Chivas Regal   While my picture on the wall looked down   And winked at me as if the bastard knew."      And he listened as she whispered,"Hold me close   So I can dream about this later   When you've forgotten me   I'll remember you."      "'Cause you are my childhood hero.", she said   "I got all your records I know all your songs   And I got your picture tacked over my bed   And you know I once wrote you a letter.", she said   "And I don't believe that a night that was spent   By a girl with her childhood hero could ever be wrong..."