I got nasty habits, I take tea at three   Yes and the meat I eat for dinner   Must be hung up for a week   My best friend he shoots water rats,   And feeds them to his geese   Don't ya think there's a place for you   In between the sheets?      Come now, honey,   We can build a place for three   Come on now honey,   Don't ya wanna live with me?      There's a score of hair-brained children   They're all locked in the nursery   They got earphone heads they got dirty necks   They're so 20th century   Well they cue up for the bathroom   'Round about 7:35   Don't ya think we need a woman's touch to make it come alive??      You'd look good pram pushing,   Down the high street   Come on now honey,   Don't ya wanna live with me?      Oh, the servants they're so helpful, dear   The cook she is a whore   Yes, The butler has a place for her   Behind the pantry door   The maid, she's French, She's got no sense   She's from the Crazy Horse   When she strips, the chauffeur flips   The footman's eyes be crossed      Oh, don't ya think there's a place for us,   Right across the street   Don't ya think there's a place for you,   In between the sheets