[WIDOW CORNEY (spoken)]   You're a cruel man.   And a hardhearted man besides.      [MR. BUMBLE (spoken)]   Hardhearted, Mrs. Corney? Hard?   Are you hardhearted, Mrs. Corney?      [WIDOW CORNEY (spoken)]   Dear me! What a curious question coming   from a single man.   What can you want to know   for, Mr. Bumble? Mr. Bumble, I shall scream!      [MR. BUMBLE]   No you wouldn't, heigh ho.   If I wanted something special,   Then you couldn't say "no".   Did I nearly catch you smiling?   Yes I did. And it's beguiling.   If you hand is close, I'll press it.   Yes, you like it -- come confess it!   Yes, you do...      [WIDOW CORNEY]   No, I don't.      [MR. BUBLE]   Yes, you do!      [WIDOW CORNEY]   I shall scream! I shall scream!   'Til they hasten to my rescue, I shall scream.      [MR. BUMBLE]   Since there's nobody that's near us   Who cold see us. or could hear us?   If you ask you can I kiss you   Say what will my pretty miss do?      [WIDOW CORNEY]   I shall scream, scream, scream!      [MR. BUMBLE]   If I pinch you one pinch --   From you shy protective shell   Can I un-inch you one inch?   Will my blinthesome, buxum beauty   Let her suitor do his duty?   Tho' his lap ain't very large, dear   Sit upon it -- There's no charge, dear.   Will you sit?      [WIDOW CORNEY]   No, I shan't      [MR. BUMBLE]   Will you sit?      [WIDOW BUMBLE]   I shall scream! I shall scream!   For the safety of my virtue I shall sream   Tho' your knee is rather cosy,   See my cheeks are getting rosy.   You would have me in your power.   If I sat here for an hour...      [MR. BUMBLE]   I shall scream, scream, scream!      [WIDOW CORNEY]   You're a naughty bad man.   If you think I can't be proper,   Prim and haughty -- I can   And you'll pardon if I mention   You must state your true intention.      [MR. BUMBLE]   Is there not another room here?      [WIDOW CORNEY]   No!      [MR. BUMBLE]   If there would be a bride and groom here --- would there be?      [WIDOW CORNEY]   Well there might.      [MR. BUMBLE]   We shall see.      [WIDOW CORNEY]   I shall scream! I shall scream!   At the thought of what you're thinking, I shall scream!      [MR. BUMBLE]   You will wonder where the scream went   When we ome to an agreement   As my lovey-dovey is chubby   Could she love a chubby hubby?      [WIDOW CORNEY]   I shall scream, Mr. Bumble!   I shall scream, Bumble-Wumble!   I shall scream, scream, scream!